please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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