She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
