i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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