:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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