yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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