Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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