ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
50% drunk capacity currently
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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