So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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