Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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