Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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