just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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