i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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