No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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