thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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