What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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