On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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