real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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