We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You have to summon your inner elephant
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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