There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's official drugs can't kill me
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Your penis caused this!
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