Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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