Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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