All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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