No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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