we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Randomize
