Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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