They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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