D3 body, D1 cock
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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