I got chris browned last night
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I did not marry a roomba.
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