i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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