oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
this boner is exhausting
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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