theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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