i just google imaged poop.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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