So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
