You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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