im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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