glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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