I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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