Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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