she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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