I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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