I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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