we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
