Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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