i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
