At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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