whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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