Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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