Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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