i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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