david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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