I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
True strength comes from lack of pants
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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