If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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