Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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