I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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