you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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